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they are pretty funny. Seeing the trailer, I can imagine this movie sucks in its own special way.
...It's kind of cool, but it's also more than a little like being trapped in a pinball machine...
...Speed Racer doesn't resemble any movie you've ever seen...
...Shapes hurtle toward you, then recede abruptly, each bearing some fragment of narrative information that has now passed you by forever. Nausea and anxiety begin to wash over you in overlapping waves...
...The actors seem lost in a gumball dispenser; the audience, for the most part, might well feel the same way...
...Imagine if the pod race in Star Wars Episode I was as bad as everyone said it was, and took itself twice as seriously, and went on for more than two hours...
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